What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:32

-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger